Funniest way you've gotten yourself killed?

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2021.09.16 17:05 UndreamtMars Funniest way you've gotten yourself killed?

Sometime last year, I forgot to put a [[Lab Man]] in my [[Mizzix]] deck as an alternate win condition when I went and cast [[Mizzix's Mastery]], drawing my entire deck and dying on the spot. Me and my buddies that play still laugh about it today. What are your similar stories?
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2021.09.16 17:05 pleasedontfollowm3-4 Selena Gomez

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2021.09.16 17:05 Soft-Job1090 Come over to nobrainsports if your tired of losing.. 16/19 last night on MLB ⚾️ i try to post on here often but check out my IG page daily stats posted there with client cashes. Free locks given out on my Twitter. @nobrainsports on IG and Twitter 🌟 let’s eat together fam

Come over to nobrainsports if your tired of losing.. 16/19 last night on MLB ⚾️ i try to post on here often but check out my IG page daily stats posted there with client cashes. Free locks given out on my Twitter. @nobrainsports on IG and Twitter 🌟 let’s eat together fam submitted by Soft-Job1090 to sportsbetting [link] [comments]

2021.09.16 17:05 pedal_deals_bot Boss RV-500 Reverb - $235 ($225 + $10 S/H) 78%

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2021.09.16 17:05 Current_Following233 Small discord of insect keepers! Join with the link below!

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2021.09.16 17:05 coresdopassado Agatha Christie - Colorization by Gabriel Soares

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2021.09.16 17:05 MrThrowAwayBoy1990 Today is the LAST DAY to enter to win this premium NFT for free!

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2021.09.16 17:05 Found4444 Hice una nueva comunidad de guayaquil

la verdad desconozco la administración del grupo pero esta muriendo los invito para ir creando un imperio de a poco la nueva comunidad hermano
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2021.09.16 17:05 vegasbm A friend became impotent after receiving a COVID-19 vaccine - Nicki Minaj says she would only get the vaccine once she had “done enough research”.

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2021.09.16 17:05 drrenhoek [I/V/R/W] Elite Dangerous ($6.00 - 80%) | Coupon Code: GG-DEALS-21

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2021.09.16 17:05 Vay-VK Fairyland 2nd Resident: The Beast

The Beast thought that a story without a challenge is boring. That’s why he volunteered to be the adversary of Fairyland. His job here was to hinder the visitor’s journey, if only a little. He was a haughty, playful and loveable wolf. He’s not the brightest mind, but he compensates for it with his sharp intuition. Once, he made a suggestion that I install some form of self-destruct function into the Fairyland in the case that something went horribly wrong. I dismissed him then. But, I think I can understand his intention now. The big red button that would solve all my problems swiftly and efficiently… ah, how I long for it.
His deviation point was when we began accepting people from the outside world. Along with the people, many stories came with them. Did you remember what I told you about how much name means to us fairies? Name gave us meaning of existence. Our entire life is decided by our name. And our name can in turn be influenced by the world around us.
In Namesake’s case, his name was very unique. For the Girl, her name was just as generic, but it was often associate with positivity and innocence. That’s why those two weren’t as affected.
However, ‘The Beast’ is the name people give to hideous monstrosity. He was heavily influence by the stories from the outside and he began to change. At first, only mentally. But over time, his form began to change as well. In the end, he became a monster fitting of his name; ‘The Beast’.
Rules for surviving The Beast:

  1. The Beast may possess myriad of abilities, but they come with many restrictions. One of the largest restrictions he has is that he cannot harm you directly unless you are outside at night. His behavior combined with various factor is what makes him tricky to deal with.
  2. The Beast have three forms he can take.
    1. Wings – This form is the most dangerous of the three. His wings will grow to cover the entire sky, thus obscuring the moon. Do not go outside when he is in this form.
    2. Eyes – This form is quite simple, but tedious. It creates numerous illusions of the moon in the night sky. That is the eye of the Beast. Under these eyes, he can see you wherever you are. However, the real threat is that those fake moons can make you lose sight of the real moon. Do not go outside when he is in this form.
    3. Claw – This form is relatively safe compared to the other two. He will prowl the land in search of you. This is the only time when you can move around outside. His large body and the sound it produces is impossible to miss.
  3. At night, you might hear voices of those you know or love calling for you. It can be the voice of your friends, parents or even your pets. Keep in mind that it’s impossible for any of them to be here. That is the Beast mimicking their voice to lure you outside. The voice will beg for you to go outside or to be let in, do not answer. The Beast cannot harm you if you do not answer.
  4. However, even when you know it’s a trap, you must willingly fall for it. The Beast is the one with strongest ties to the outside world. If he thinks his voice changing trick is insufficient to trick you, he’ll send his shadow outside and bring in the real owner of the voice he mimicked. He’ll wear them like a suit and once again try to trick you. As there’s no way for this enormous beast to fit inside something like a human… most victim ended up dead. I once saw him trying to force himself inside a small kitten… it was unpleasant.
  5. To prevent this, you must make him think that just voice changing trick is enough to fool you. Of course, sacrificing your loved one is also an option, but I don’t recommend this. I’m sure it will be easier for you. You won’t have to risk your life. But, keep in mind that when you return home, every time you’re happy, every time you enjoy life, this moment come back haunt you, for the rest of your life. So, don’t do it. There’s more to life than just surviving. It was too long before this knowledge came to me.
  6. Once he calls for you, you must answer him. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE or even open the window. Just shout out from inside the house. During this process, it is beyond important that you do not show fear or any sign of agitation in your voice. Also, do not say anything that can be taken as an invitation.
  7. First of all, you must make the Beast believe his plan is working; that you are falling for his trick. Play along with his ploy for a bit. Along the conversation, you should show contempt and malice towards the actual owner of the voice. Even going as far as cursing them to die is valid.
  8. Chances are, the Beast will think you’re a scumbag who holds no regard for people around you, and that trying to lure you out with your loved one is useless. He will not impersonate anyone in the foreseeable future. He will put all his effort into hunting you down instead. Do your best to avoid him if you wish to move at night.
  9. Before going outside, check the outside with a mirror or your phone’s camera. If there is a giant shadow or glowing eyes in the distance, the Beast is onto you. Do not go outside. Another sign that the Beast is close to you is loud sound of trees being torn down and his deafening screech.
  10. When moving at night, staying quiet, laying low, planning your route beforehand and looking out for all the signs of the Beast should be sufficient. However, always expect the unexpected. I wish you luck.
  11. And never forget. ALWAYS LOOK AT THE MOON.

Maria. I have a request. Would you please listen to it for a little?
I want your assistance in suppressing the Beast, for once and for all. The Beast, he is the one responsible for opening the hole and pulling unsuspecting people in here, if left alone, this tragedy will continue on for a very long time.
If possible, I would like to end things myself, but my physical body is in such a condition that prevents me from leaving the castle.
Of course, you can decline if you don’t think it is worth risking your life for. But, you are the first person to have make it this far, and I am certain you are capable of completing this task. I don’t know how long it will take for another person like you to come here. By that time, many more lives would have been lost and I might already…
I should also mention that suppressing the Beast would ruin the power structure of the Fairyland as well. Should you agree with my plan, the Girl’s behavior will become unpredictable for the time being, expect her to be active at night.
Knowing that, do you still want to help me?

I see, you really like to do things the hard way. And for that, I thank you.
Rules for suppressing the Beast:
  1. As you might know, the Beast is the most powerful entity in this land, or maybe even the entire world. Even the strongest restraint from the myth shouldn’t be able to hold him down for more than 5 minutes. Fortunately, that time frame should be enough for us.
  2. I will produce the rope from materials that doesn’t exist. Namely, the acorn that cracks the ice, the ears of a cat who’s afraid of rats and the tail of a man. This will give it strength. The price for crafting this will be my left arm. I still have my right anyway. I’ll sent it to you through the tree roots, as usual.
  3. This is the only rope we have, and I do not have the materials to make a second one. Do not fail. That said, I have a feeling that we will not need another.
  4. You must think of a way to trap him with the rope yourself. I unfortunately cannot help you with this, as I have no prior knowledge in trapping whatsoever. I trust your judgement.
  5. When the Beast is caught within your trap, look up at the moon and say these exact words;
  6. ‘Lua, please wake up’
  7. She will wake up.
  8. She will turn.
  9. Run.
  10. Hide.
  11. Close your eyes.
  12. Plug your ears.
  13. You don’t hear anything.
  14. There are no cries.
  15. There are no screams.
  16. There are no beasts.
  17. Not anymore.
With this, her hunger will be satiated. You will be able to move more freely at night, should you be able to avoid the Girl.
....This rain of black bile will continue to fall until morning. You should sleep for now. The Girl could make her move at anytime.

…It pains me to say this, but this is not the time to be grieving.
I see... I’ll leave you alone for now…
See you in the morning.
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2021.09.16 17:05 Collective1985 One day you woke up and realized you were the President of the United States, what is your first order of business?

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2021.09.16 17:05 FluidicPortal Why would ANY species use radio waves to signal ?

We know the vast distances involved and so would the Aliens. The MilkyWay alone is 200,000 light years across. What use is it to engage with even 1000 lightyear old signals ? Why even bother ? ... I guess it doesn't hurt to waste some time trying ?
Is it not more reasonable to assume there must be a different (yet undiscovered) method of near-instant interstellar communication, maybe at the quantum level ?
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2021.09.16 17:05 Samyo2777 Anyone know what skin condition this could be?

When I go low fat diet intake.. face seems to become, dry and the redness also seems to fade.. I thought it was seb dermatitis but It maybe another form? I've tried nearly everything apart from antibiotics which I dont really like/want to take...
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2021.09.16 17:05 VkidSnused Flag of the USA but i added the Earth instead of 50 stars

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2021.09.16 17:05 GOGDarkseid Luke Rockhard

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2021.09.16 17:05 lolgirlpvp 40 Weeks Pregnant and Masturbating in Public!

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2021.09.16 17:05 shallah Wastewater shows severity of COVID by zip code in the Houston area

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2021.09.16 17:05 Shoonya_Art Ethereum Ape, by Me

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2021.09.16 17:05 Topher53 Sort center ship clerks

I start as a ship clerk at a new sort center launching in a few weeks and was wondering what advice do you have for me? Also what exactly will it all entail? I know the basics of what a ship clerk does but not specific details. Do they manage associates like PA’s and AM’s do? Are they equal with a PA or more? Is it more the operations and logistics side of things?
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2021.09.16 17:05 lscotte Has anyone installed a Fumoto drain valve on a GT?

Curious if anyone here has installed a Fumoto on your GT and if the drain plug area is recessed requiring an extension or big enough that it'll fit. I guess I'm too lazy to put the car up on ramps so I'd see if someone else here has already installed one. :-) I assume it's the same F-106N for the 1.6T as the 2.0T and 3.3NA. Thanks!
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